I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
No mom
Mom no
NO
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My mom was watching this show virgin diaries and I had to make a kiss out of this couples first kiss which was at their wedding.
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Parents reaction when you were born:
How you felt the first day of school:
Your reaction when you learnt to drive a car:
Your reaction to getting a birthday present from your best friend:

How you felt when you got your first crush:
How your crush felt when you told them:

Your reaction when your parents sat you down to have ‘the talk’:
How you felt after your first kiss:
lmfao omg.
How you felt after your first drink/drug:

how oddly accurate……..
How you felt waiting for your school test results:
Your reaction to failing an exam:
Your reaction to passing an exam:

Your reaction to having a crush on a professor:

asklfjklfjalja
Your reaction to graduating:
Your reaction to finding a good job:
This describes the rest of your life:
……..
Nothing has ever been more accurate in my entire life….
THIS IS NOT HEATH LEDGER, THIS IS NOT MATILDA ROSE LEDGER, PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE THEM. THANK YOU, GOOD DAY.