Why is this tagged Michelle Williams? Her and Carey Mulligan don’t even look alike minus having short hair.

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Playing Family Feud on facebook and this just happened. I think I’m dead.

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

No mom

Mom no

NO

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Tell me would you kill to save a life?:  I am certain that you are the same breed of asshole that claims...

crasssh:

 I am certain that you are the same breed of asshole that claims Valentine’s Day is a waste because it’s commercialized and you shouldn’t need a day of the year to tell someone I love you, well I see your black little heart and raise you mine, because I don’t need one day a year to say thanks,…

LMFAO I JUST CAN’T. I hate Valentine’s Day because I think it’s stupid but fuck you bitches if you think you’re gonna tell me I can only listen to Christmas music FOUR WEEKS out of the whole year. I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT.

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New manicure!

Base: Sally Hansen Lacey Lilac, cheap misc. white
Leaves: A green franken of black & Funky Finger Limelight
Roses: Sally Hansen Goddess, Milani Pyramid Passion
Topcoats: Pure Ice Don’t You Wish, Hard Candy Mattely In Love 

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

sokaylayelled:

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE. 

I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!

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